Minecraft is a bad movie that has become worse than Jack Black

About an hour and a half in the new WB Minecraft A movie, in theaters now, I realized that I really felt bored. The movie was happening in front of me on a large screen. I could see Jack Black and others dancing in the world of CG, but the moment when I left the screen and entered my eyebrows, I retracted my mind. I had to force myself to absorb and understand what was happening. Fortunately for me, much does not happen in this bad movie.

Minecraft movie It is (type of) live adaptation Minecraft. But how can you adapt a video game without real story or characters in a 100 -minute movie? The answer is to make Minecraft another world in which true people travel and then leave in the end. Really, the distinctive feature of any bad video game is when it can be summarized “Yes, it is like the eighties of the last century Mario Bruce A movie with Dennis Huber. “

But hey, I can deal with lazy preparation if the rest of the movie wins. Early, things looks good. The first 20 minutes or the like of this film contains some great jokes that made me and laugh the rest of the theater. We meet some of the characters, such as the young Henry young man and his older sister, Natalie, whose mother’s number became after his mother’s true death. The two ends in a small town in the state of Idahu because it was the security of their urban mother. Thank you, mom! As it happens, we got acquainted with Jason Momoa video game. Whoever owns a gaming store and is a huge loser.

Also, there is Daniel Brooks there like Dawn, a character that spends most of the movie not doing anything, saying a little, is lost. After a fun introduction to the characters, including the amazing and very funny personality of Jennifer College Minecraft The movie collapses because Steve Jack Black becomes part of the story.

Can one actor save a movie? maybe. Can one actor destroy a movie? Yes. This is what Jack Black does Minecraft movie. I am not sure what Jack Jack Black does in this movie. I do not mean why he was thrown – he is a funny and famous man with a strong busy record – but I mean, what is the idea behind his performance in Minecraft movie? In fairness to black, Steve is a character nothing in the game, only his virtual skin name. So he and the book and the director had to create Steve’s character mainly from A to Z. However, what they all decided to make Steve one of the most annoying characters in a movie.

Jack Black has been requested up to 12 at all times in this movie. Each black moment on the screen, it screams, screams, dances, makes strange sounds, or use colloquial. Sometimes, all of this do at one time. It does not work, and within 20 minutes or so being part of the movie, children in the theater stopped laughing at his behavior. His performance in Minecraft movie It is similar to someone who impersonates Jack Black, who depends entirely on the YouTube group from “most of his moments”. It is not only annoying and tired; It is also not funny. It also makes it difficult to communicate with Steve, one of the main characters in this movie and one of the few castles with the actual arc.

I left the movie almost early when Jack Black says, at some point, he is preparing for his newly discovered friends: “We need to need to be drafted. We need minecraft.“Damn. I got only long hours in my life, and I don’t need them to be lost.

As for what is already happening in Minecraft movieIt has an essential plot that includes an evil person without a personality or interesting dribbles that want to destroy everything. But to do this, they need a shiny McGoven, and to guess what? Our bold heroes need the same MacGufin to return home. The solution to this conflict includes an hour of running and wandering around the world that looks Minecraft If you install a realistic, ugly texture package. Battles sometimes occur or conversations occur between characters, but the film does not remain on any long part enough to care or develop any connection with anything.

Technically, the CG in this movie is impressive. The real characters are completely combined into the digital world. And when a Minecraft The character leaves the world of video games and enters the real world, it is smoothly integrated into live business groups. Good things. It is very bad that all designs are horrific and do not match the actual torn sound effects of the game, which you feel that movie makers are trying to remind you, yes, this is still Minecraft. It is prepared.

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The best part of this film is a subcutaneous plot that includes the main Coolidge deputy, which is newly absolute and falls in love with anyone Minecraft The villagers who leave his world and enter. Every time the movie cuts to show us more of this story, I was disappointed that I was not watching a movie about it instead. It is also implicitly implicitly that it is flexible in the village. Enjoy the movie, children! (Enjoy this amazing voice in the end. Seriously, I was shocked. I will not spoil it here. But it’s perfect.)

Now, I know some will say I am very harsh. This is a film for children, after all. so what? I have seen many good children’s films. Lego Batman movie It is one of the best DC movies that were ever made. It is really funny, with strong personal moments, a good conspiracy, and LEGO’s characters are not empty of laziness in the real world.

Minecraft movie Just not very good. Does children like it? Certainly, but in general, children are not the most distinguished audience, and this is good. I do not say that children cannot enjoy this movie. I just say it is a bad movie if you are an adult looking for a funny thing that does not have the worst Jack Black’s performance at all committed to cellopy. I recommend people to go Rock school And play Minecraft With some friends instead of seeing this nonsense.

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