The ten worst films in the past decade
With PandeMic, who stands behind us and Hollywood Box Office to improve this year, it is time to return to a sacred tradition in films: ridicule.
As a critic of the NewSdays, I evaluate the four -star films (the best) to Zero Stars (drilling). Both sides are rare: Maybe one or two of each of them was given in an average year. And while I would like to pay tribute to a wonderful movie, I will be honest: bad reviews can be fun for writing (and I hope to read). Time in mind, here are the 10 worst films – all of them zero stars – from the past ten years.
Aloe (2015)
Hawaii bowel intestine: Emma Stone, Left, Bradley Cooper and Rachel McAdams in a scene of “Aloha”. Credit: Photo album/Moviestore Ltd
Bradley Cooper plays a former military man trying to sleep a woman with happiness (Rachel McAdams) while she also flirted with an air force pilot in Hawaii (Emma Stone). Some hero! But it also explodes from the satellite by pumping it full of rock music. So, everything is forgiven?
By sea (2015) Angelina Jolie wrote, and she directed the championship role in this fake European artistic film about a woman flowing around France with her novelist (Brad Pitt). There is a lot of staring and smoking. Imagine an advertisement for two hours, and got a core.
Jupiter is upward (2015) A resident of the house (Mila Konis) sells her eggs to buy a telescope, then meets the wolf warrior (Chaning Tatume). Oh, she has the ability to control bees. From Wachowskis (“The Matrix”) comes a statistical miracle – 127 minutes and not a good idea.
Fifty shades darker (2017)
S (TUPID) & M (origin): Dakota Johnson in a scene from “Fifty Shades Darker”. Credit: Universal/Evertt Collection/Doane Gregory
We all knew that “Fifty Shades of Gray” can be worse. Dakota Johnson and Jimmy Dornan are trying to bring strange romance from El James to life, but all sex games in the world cannot help them. Lines like “I do not know if I will worship at your feet or hit you” you must remain imagination.
Underwater (2020) The crew of the depths of the seas (Christine Stewart, TJ Miller and others) runs on a predators. This sentence has more excitement from the movie, and another inspiring from “strange”. (Even the foreigner looks as it is.
Ghadzella x Kong (2021) The screaming lizard meets with the chest monkey in this CGI films, but the most repellent creatures are humans. The rebel teenager (Millie Bobby Brown), PodCaster with great greatness (Brian Terry Henry) and scientists wandering in nonsense (Alexander Squaregard and Rebecca Hall) are bothering to start the root for global destruction.
ambulance (2022)
Film on life support: Yahya Abdel -Mutaymin II, left, and Jake Gilnahal in “Ambulance”. Credit: Universal/Evertt Collection/Andrew Cooper
What “plane!” Disaster films, “Ambulance” Michael Bay was for the motion films – Not only intentionally. Jake Gillnhal and Yahya Abdel -Maktamin II as a winning bank, the film is a long, high -speed hunt in which actors screaming in a non -fading manner while the camera turns like a crazy wasp. Creation, I may recommend this one. It is honest.
Black Adam (2022) Dwayne Johnson opens the DC Comics titleWho is either the savior of humanity or the vow of destruction (I am still not sure of any). It was impossible to follow the plot so far, somehow, could be predicted.
Miracle (2023)
Super Silly: Iman Vellani in the role of Mrs. Marvel, the left, and Berri Larson in the role of Captain Marvel and Tiona Paris in the role of Captain Monica Rambo in “The Marvels”. Credit: Walt Disney Company
Mirage surpassed itself here With cute jokes, inside jokes and Easter eggs in the back issue expected by fans. The thing is, even fans need more. Despite the Star Brie Larson as Captain Marvel, this self -used super film has become the less attractive title in MCU.
Joker: Folie à Deux (2024) And the worst movie award goes to … The miserable Todd Philips music Joaquin Phoenix (Rest. What was this thing – a sad version and a disease of “a funny girl?” Broadway adapt to “One who flew over the cuckoo nest?” Regardless of spending two hours with an eccentric teenager, I can’t think of anything less tolerant of this movie.
